THIS IS AN EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT TO ALL THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN IN CONTACT WITH ASKPETITEPUPPETEER IN THE LAST TWENTY FOUR HOURS AS OF FRIDAY, APRIL 18, 2014
I recently got word that she’s gone missing. Her parents are worried and they have no way of contacting her. Please, those in the Yorktown, VA vicinity keep a look out for this girl. Her name is Celeste Rone, she’s eighteen years old and is about 4’9” tall. She was last heard of today, April 18th 2014 at 12:50 PM EST. If you know any information on the whereabouts of Celeste or have spotted her, please contact me right away via submit box or email me at email@example.com. Please spread this, she’s one of my closest friends and I just want her to be safe and happy at home. I don’t know where she is, but I hope that someone who knows where she is sees this and tells us right away. We’re so worried, Celeste, please come home.
((yo dude, person needing ways of coping with a relationship fallout of sorts.
((LAUGHS BECAUSE INTERNET IS OUT AGAIN))
NO USE MOTHERFUCKERS. CAN’T BE GETTING ON MY LIKING FOR THIS UNHOLY SHIT.
i ain’t no motherfucking compatriot. all of the trolls who i was subjugglating were hating my very existence. blood has been on these wicked hands more than they should be spilling at all. i’m no martyr like the signless and i definitely ain’t no motherfucking rebel like the shitblood. why do you faceless inquirybrothers demand physical contact of the endearing nature from a motherfucker that ain’t no good person? it don’t make no motherfucking sense to me. usually i can see the shit that you pink flesh monkeys be hanging onto, but a motherfucker like me?
but seriously my righteous brethren, i am not a figure that you should be getting your “look up” on.
((there are no asks in the askbox. but i’m wondering whether i should blogswap with someone for a little bit.))
Marian Hill - One Time
once. but all these motherfucking lights weren’t all up in my face like they be doing now. what a world.